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They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Are there any more 'nun' jokes?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Trump proclamation seeks to restrict international students from Harvard - The Washington Post
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Earth's atmosphere hasn't had this much CO2 in millions of years - NBC News
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
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How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?
Minds and Behinds
No go.
No way
Shortcuts App to Get Revamp With Apple Intelligence Integration - MacRumors
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Observations from Day 5 of OTAs - Cleveland Browns
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lighter than normal WWDC expected without significant Apple Intelligence uprgrades - AppleInsider